I want to play footy and tackle a cow

A song from the pen of Thomas the Fisherman

I want to play footy and tackle a cow!
I want to play footy and tackle a cow!
I want to play footy I want to play now!
Oh I want to play footy and tackle a cow!
I like to eat goldfish with a boom and a pow
With some tartare sauce I’ll eat it now
I want to eat goldfish and tackle a cow.
I want to thumb wrestle a koala and feed it French fried snails
And tackle a cow

CHORUS

Oobeddi oodebi oogebi do
Oobeddi oodebi oogebi do
Oobeddi oodebi oogebi do

I sit in the trees chewing on bees
Tackling cows in the tall gum trees
These cows that I tackle -they’re called tree cows
All covered in spots - yellow and blue
And big purple dots and pink ones too
If you listen carefully this might make sense to you.
I want to thumb wrestle a koala and feed it French fried snails
And tackle a cow

CHORUS
Oobeddi oodebi oogebi do
Oobeddi oodebi oogebi do
Oobeddi oodebi oogebi do

I want to go fishing and tackle a cow!
I want to go fishing I want to go now!
Oh I want to go fishing and tackle a cow!
I want to catch a Moo Moo fish
With udders underneath and horns on its head
And fins on its sides – bright flouro red
I want to do all the things that I said
Tackle a cow - before I go to bed

CHORUS
Oobeddi oodebi oogebi do
Oobeddi oodebi oogebi do
Oobeddi oodebi oogebi do